I am different. I am random. My goal in life is to look half as good as John Cleese does when singing and dancing to bad girls. I am the loudest fan at the hockey game. I'm a self labeled Uber-Geek! I love learning anything about everything and taking full advantage of the brain I was given. I want my own theme music and am accepting ideas. I will freely admit on "Choose Your Own Adventure Books" I cheat! I think William Dafoe makes one hell of a woman. Tom Savini and George Romero are my heroes. Bunnies are NOT cute and cuddly just ask Donnie Darko and Monty Python. I will always dance to the song Velcro Fly no matter where I am or if the timing is "appropriate". The show Mythbusters is one of the best, in my book! I am very much disturbed by the number of male enhancement commercials on TV. I am starting a petition to make "BOOMSTICK" a recognized word. Music completes me. The movie Fanboys is now one of my personal favorites. My favorite feeling is laughing so hard and you can't stop even though it starts to hurt. I try to work in the phrase "and she nails the dismount" into as many conversations possible! I believe in pointing when I laugh if the situation calls for it. Whenever Paris Hilton talks all I hear is the teacher from Charlie Brown. I miss Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin. I love a good practical joke.
I believe sarcasm to be a full time job. I not only sing and dance in the car, but make sure everyone notices. And yes, I do have a Zombie plan.